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What are some good Halloween jokes for kids?

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asked Oct 2, 2015 in Kids and Teens by anonymous
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Here are some of my favorites:

 

Why is Dracula so unpopular? Because he's a pain in the neck!

 

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand - witch!

 

How do you know that a vampire likes baseball?  Every night he turns into a bat!

 

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no BODY to go with!

 

Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!

 

References:

 

http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/halloween/halloween_jokes2.htm

 

http://www.activityvillage.co.uk/halloween-jokes

answered Oct 2, 2015 by Unckelli (50,310 points)

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