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What are some of the funniest puns you've heard?

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My 16 year old son loves a good pun and I want to brighten his day with some really great ones ;)
asked Jul 31, 2015 in Humor by LisaH (33,300 points)
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These puns made me smile - I hope they do the same for your son!

 

1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now!

 

2. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

 

3. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

 

4. What's the worst thing about planning a party in space? You have to planet.

 

5: It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

 

 

References: 

 

1. http://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=F

 

2. http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/puns-so-dumb-theyre-actually-funny#.gqaLW3lk8

 

Image credit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pun

answered Jul 31, 2015 by Unckelli (50,310 points)
selected Aug 2, 2015 by LisaH
these are some of the funniest puns
I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
Reference:
https://www.punsville.com/funny/

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